"Where am I?" The mouse asked with a feeble and quiet voice. The mouse had awoken within a special place called the universe. But it didn't yet know where it was. It was alone. It was afraid. And it was a cute little mouse in the dark and lonely universe. "Hello? Anyone there?" From out … Continue reading The Little Mouse In The Universe
"Master, what am I?" The master kept his eyes closed and kept sitting cross legged next to his student. "Nothing", he answered. "Yes, I know. You have said that before. But I feel like I am more than nothing. Like, I have to be something, don't I? I'm right here. Whatever I am, I am … Continue reading Master, What Am I?
Science: The most grandiose and flamboyant flag ship on the planet. How amaze-ballz Science is. It's the truth! It's reality! Right...? Or is it more of a social club of turtle stacking enthusiasts? A conversation between the student and his guru [Student]: Hey doc? What the hell is carrying this big, flat earth? I … Continue reading The Infinite Tower of Turtles; The Guru; Susan; And Getting High as Shit